I wasn t speeding and I wasn t drunk
You tried to frisk me just to feel me up
D you think you look good in a uniform?
Pull out your pistols cos I won t conform

You re a hog, sleep around dirty dog
Your disease take a shot
Stroke her up, quite alot
Put your hands up

Nobody liked you when you were in school
No druggy ever likes a man in blue
Turn off your sirens and we ll have a race
Turn off your sirens cos I m off my face

You re a hog, sleep around dirty dog
Your disease take a shot
Stroke her up, quite alot
Put your hands up

You think you look good in a uniform?
You think you look good in a uniform?
You think you look good in a uniform?
Pull out your pistols cos I won t conform

Dirty dog, sleep around oh you hog
Your disease take a shot
Stroke her up, thanking God
Put your hands up

You re a hog, sleep around dirty dog
You re a freak, take a shot
Stroke her up, quite alot

Put your hands up, yeah your hands up, put them up yeah